Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Soul crushing rejection?After what I considered to be a very succsessful bout of rigourous and uninhibted shagging I went off to the kitchen to get a glass of water.
I came back to find my then other half pleasuring herself.
19 year old me was crushed, my ego battered that I hadn't been enough for her.
The fact that she had chosen to do the job herself rather than have a second round with me felt like a disaster to my fragile psyche.
These days, I'd just be glad of the rest.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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