Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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The only 'lone' time I get, I can't do it.Because the bastard cat always chooses this time to come in from the cold. I just can't get it up with him watching me!
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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You're missing a fun gamecalled "Try To Come On A Moving Cat"
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All he wants to do is sit on my lap,But that's a (w)hole other game.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:05,
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Funny, thatIt's the only time I can get it up
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