Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I was having a wank in front of the mirrorWhen my mum walked in. It'd been a good night, though. We went to Carl Cox's nightclub and everything.
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You are MoffAICMFP
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:51,
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Does your namerelate in any way to the face you pull when you reach the vinegar strokes?
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daikoku has been on a ragga tip since, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 19:54,
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