
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I then lived with one of them for four years, so either she had the world's greatest powers of secrecy or she just didn't do it.
The term 'lady wank' is sexeh.
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
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