Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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So I was calmly stroking one outWhen this girl who was visiting the house took a wrong turn, and came into my room. Seeing my straining erection, she was overwhelmed with desire, and insisted that I shagged her right away.
Completely spoiled the wank, that did.
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)
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