Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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*applauds*Marvellous! Marvellous! Encore!
Clickety clickety click!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:25,
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Thank you sir!Before the 'event' he'd been a bit of a borrower... Surprisingly, after this he never touched anything in my room again... I guess it's one way of marking your territory. I mean it’s pretty much the same as using one of those ultra violet pens, I think both show up under a black light in the same way.
It might take a while to perfect writing my name in ejaculate though.
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lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 17:43,
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