Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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This gives me a great ideaFor a sci fi film - 'The Tortionator', about a robot who ccomes back from the future to twist men's bollocks, for a laugh.
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I like the idea.Especially because it's "for a laugh".
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Apparently the most common cause of a torsion is something called a "bell clapper deformity," which sounds like a Robert Ludlum novel.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:27,
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