Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Damn straight.I've been in long car journeys with girls I didn't realise were giving themselves boredom relief. I've been told stories of the filthy little wenches doing it at school, in class, hands primly in lap, one pinky finger fluttering away under the desk...scuse me a minute...
(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 21:19, 2 replies)
why do you think skirts were invented?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 0:02,
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Ah yesI once saw this very thing happen. Unfortunately the "lady" in question was not the most attractive. However, it's just one of those things you can't help but watch, especially when you have an English Literature teacher droning on about the joys of Macbeth in a monotone.
I wasn't the only person to notice either, I think at least 1/4 of the class witnessed this girl's stress-relief.
*cringe* mind bleach anyone?
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