Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Just last weekI came home sick from work, decided I deserved a treat. As the horses bolted, I held a wad of bog roll to the business end of my pleasure pole, only to shoot clean through and hit myself in the neck.
It wasn't pleasant.
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BountyThat'd make an interesting tv ad....
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Juan Sheet is clearly talking out of his arse, like we didn't already know
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:20,
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