Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Ha haI had the same worry about a certain sponge - it was a sphere, meant to hang on a rope in a shower. But the rope had pulled out leaving a handy hole in the sponge, just right for my bathtime antics. Until I realised how slimy it got, and that my mother presumably used the sponge for washing. I have no hairy-handed young siblings though.
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