Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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That Eastenders actress who was caught allegedly giving her boyfriend oral in a laybyAt the time, for some reason I made a hilarious working paper model of her doing this and forgot I'd left it in a library book, where it was seen by the young male librarian when I took it back.
Crawled up my own backside in shame, taking my library ticket with me.
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