Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I know a bloke who did the wanking in the window thing,in front of some schoolgirls.
He was prosecuted and punished in whatever way, I forget. He was stressed up because of his forthcoming wedding. His missus stuck by him and they're still together 30-odd years later.
Not much of an excuse, I thought, getting married!
He's worked as a cashier, serving the public, since I first knew him. Bet he wouldn't get that job now with a record for flashing. So, not such a disastrous wank really.
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