Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Exam timeMy flat mate at uni walked into the living room with a cowboy gait and a large grin on his face.
Announcing to all in the room "You can tell when I've got exams coming up, my room's tidy and my cock's sore. That's the sixth time today"
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 16:25,
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