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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Quite so.
The world is entirely black and white and there is no middle ground between being petrified of your own twat and spending hours on end stuffing plastic friends up it.

You're right about your mum though. I think it's the calluses from scrubbing all those pub toilets.
(, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:01, 1 reply)
There is actually
It's called 'recovering Catholic'.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 10:36, closed)
Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:07, closed)
It's not a language as such
more a use of whatever language it's being performed in.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 20:11, closed)

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