Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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used "wuz yer daddy wanking 'n' yer momma sat on it at the last minute? Were you concieved with a week sperm?"*on an arse-pain of a 19yo orthodox jewish kid at "gas engineer college" today. not big or clever. but hey, it got a big laugh so whatever!
i'm sure his parents love him.
*tips nod to BH
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:02,
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What's a 'week sperm'?Does it only work 9-5? Does it last for seven days? WE NEED TO KNOW.
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