Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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If onanism is your game& you're looking for some fame
best post your tome
about getting caught loosing your love-foam
Whether it's being busted by your mum,
putting something up your bum.
Or having your dad walk in
whilst committing the 1 handed sin
you got caught, your life was fraught.
In the end
you learnt that when they say "It's only natural."
that's not entirely factual,
when they catch you
polishing your bell-end!
NB: Apologies to the bean-flickers for not including you - I have no clit!
Also remember that they (parents, grandparents, relatives, friends) used to wank too. Once upon a time...
Even this arvo.
(, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 8:09, Reply)
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