Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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This morning I was thinking about having a wank......and as I lay in bed half asleep I stretched, and got a terrible cramp in my back.
That stopped that. I've been hobbling around today like The Mummy. No idea what I did to my back, but I do know that I won't be wanking anytime soon.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 22:36,
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