Oh my golly goodness, it's sooooo long ago...
Have it at yee!
A roasted pea!
It was 30/31 years ago.
So here we go.

"» Dumb things you've done

as usual i thought long and hard before posting this...
when i was about 10 or 11 and just finding out what fun a stiffy is...
for reasons that still remain a complete and utter mystery to me...
i pushed a 10mm steel ball bearing down the japs eye of my erect todger...
and wondered why it wouldn't come out...
for 2 days...
had to use a magnet in the end, or should that be on the end...
and got metal splinters im my cock into the bargain...
it was very frightening indeeeeeed, especially when rusty stuff came out next time i had a wank...
and you are the first people i have ever told and that was 28 (now 31!!) years ago!!!

and in reply to the questions raised...

couldn't pee it out, wanking was so painfull you wouldn't believe and in true scaredy-cat style there was no way i was going to tell anyone what i'd done. i mean, a steel ball bearing up the japs eye? you've got to be having a laugh???

as for length, not quite as long as it is now, give or take a couple of inches but i gave up measuring it years ago...
(Tue 1st Jan 2008, 17:14, More)"
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:52, 2 replies)

Don't you feel better now?
Confession is good for the soul, but better for the laugh.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 5:49, closed)

This seems to be similar to what a relation of my ex did at a similar age
but he ended up with a piece of wire stuck in his bladder which over several years caused a large stone, leading to an operation. UNlucky.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 7:45, closed)