Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Only onceHave I ever found a porn mag, and as i was only about 8 or 9, me and my girly mates giggled over it for a while then I put it into the post box at the end of our road.
We hung around to wait for the box to be emptied and giggled a lot more when the postie glanced around then slipped it into his jacket
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