Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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That's what I was thinkingI never found porn in the bushes as a kid, or anywhere really. If I wanted some, it involved walking around with some friends and finding the dodgiest looking corner store, usually run by Indian folks. For some reason they never seemed to mind selling it to 14 year-olds.
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Ithyphallophobia, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 0:49,
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Aaah, pre-internet porn.The best I managed was on a family holiday to Las Vegas, where I managed to sneak some flyers for local 'chorus-line girls' *ahem* into my luggage on the way back home. :)
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you missed out sirI think that the government quango responsible for distributing copies of Razzle, Escourt and Men Only must have got the can back in the late 90s.
There is nothing quite like finding layby, busy, or woodland porn.
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lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:29,
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