Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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I certainly have posted, possibly on the first pagewith an experience of possible adolescent DIY sounding.
Names - hmmm, I once worked on a ward where in a sideroom there was a gentleman with a hugely inflamed testicle.
As staff tend to refer to patients by their condition - The Leg in bed 1, The Spleen in bed 4 and so on - the poor bloke was naturally known as The Goolie. This worked well until a Mrs Goolie arrived in the sideroom next door.
How long did it take for someone to call the bloke Mr Goolie?
Not long. Not long, at all. Poor man.
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Juan, you never disappoint. Thanks for the belly laugh.(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 7:45, closed)
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