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Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:29, 3 replies)
Let me help.
Guy is teen. Gets porn from friend. Friend includes granny porn. Girlfriend finds it years later and gives him hell. Guy is embarrassed to think his mum had seen it.

Hopefully that's short enough for you to read and comprehend get. (Sorry, almost used a big word there.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Feb 2011, 22:11, closed)

Had it been pitched at your level, it'd have been excessively dull.


How are the food threads going? Still uniformally hilarious?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 2:37, closed)
Fire engine!
*reaches*
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 14:14, closed)

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