Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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caughtMy mum walked in on me once, I was just about finished but managed to stash the porn before she opened the door - should have put my cock away 1st though really as she then spent a few years worrying about the fact that she'd caught me watching a Chesney Hawkes video on Top of the Pops whilst wanking.
There was a very visible sigh of relief from my folks when I brought my 1st girlfriend home and I'd like to think that this is why they never were that bothered that we spent the whole time in my room whenever she came round (I was only 14 at the time).
(, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)
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