Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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You just summed up the difference.It appears to me that women think of wanking as some sort of substitution for sex, when for me at least- and I assume most men- the two are mutually exclusive. If you want sex only sex will do, but also if you want a wank then you want a wank, sex would be a very poor substitute. Or as I once said,'Sex is ok, but you can't beat the real thing.'
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 11:34,
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