
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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for the simple fact that i did an office lol when reading the line "Nor am I willing to stop once I've developed a semi - this is my point of no return"
( , Wed 23 Feb 2011, 17:29, 1 reply)

I'd spend even more than usual 5 hours massaging them away if i attended to each and every one, as it came along.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 13:37, closed)
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