Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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grot haulA friend and I once found a massive haul of discarded jazz at the local bottle bank. Somebody had literally dumped a lifetimes work next to the Oxfam clothing bin in three oversized bin bags; almost as if they'd moved in with their missus and realised there was no hiding place big enough for it all.
There was tons of the stuff running the full length and breadth of pornographic taste; from "girls of page 3" to "hardcore danish rug munchers". There were even a few tatty VHS tapes.
We loaded the lot into the back of my mates battered Fiesta Popular and then spent the next two weeks sending it around the Thames Valley through a distribution network of horny teenagers. We felt like Robin Hood. If Robin Hood was Paul Raymond and drove a shet green car.
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