Wanking Disasters Part IIDespite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Women and their vibrations!I had a friend thhat use to love my motorcycle for that reason. Problem was, by the time you got anywhhere she had no further interest.
Men have to at least scratch their jeans, although I've found for long trips that Mr. Happy should take his rightful place out in the open. Just be careful driving by schools and churches.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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