b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Wanking Disasters Part II » Post 1095266 | Search
This is a question Wanking Disasters Part II

Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.

Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Pages: Popular, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

Oh no you don't!
Some time ago when I was at Uni (as a mature student after leaving the army) I decided to cheer up an old army buddy who was still on ops in Bosnia by sending him a box of goodies. This would include sweeties, books, pens, toys, absolutely anything that would relieve the boredom and produce a smile.
So being a decent chap I included an up to date jazz mag as well. Nice, huh?
Not so fast. It's not going to be that easy.
I got a roll of black stickers, and proceeded to put a sticker over each and every Naughty Bit in the mag. It took awhile, especially as I had to really push down hard to get the little beggers to stick well.

I can still imagine his reaction to this day.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:32, 3 replies)
You utter, utter bastard.
That's the sort of joke that really wouldn't be funny after the first two pages.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:36, closed)
Now that really depends on you point of view....
Just took a look at your page, you've done some very good work there. Probably been said before, but even so.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:40, closed)
That's very kind of you, Sir/Ma'am.
I am currently building a website, from which I hope to sell prints.
(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:49, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1