Wanking Disasters Part II
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
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( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
Despite the warnings contained in our previous question on The Act of Onan, you all still appear to be masturbating like monkeys in a zoo. Tell us your stories of jerking the gherkin and double-clicking the mouse.
Suggested by Mrs Entity and DaveExclamationMark, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 17 Feb 2011, 12:22)
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Oh no you don't!
Some time ago when I was at Uni (as a mature student after leaving the army) I decided to cheer up an old army buddy who was still on ops in Bosnia by sending him a box of goodies. This would include sweeties, books, pens, toys, absolutely anything that would relieve the boredom and produce a smile.
So being a decent chap I included an up to date jazz mag as well. Nice, huh?
Not so fast. It's not going to be that easy.
I got a roll of black stickers, and proceeded to put a sticker over each and every Naughty Bit in the mag. It took awhile, especially as I had to really push down hard to get the little beggers to stick well.
I can still imagine his reaction to this day.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:32, 3 replies)
Some time ago when I was at Uni (as a mature student after leaving the army) I decided to cheer up an old army buddy who was still on ops in Bosnia by sending him a box of goodies. This would include sweeties, books, pens, toys, absolutely anything that would relieve the boredom and produce a smile.
So being a decent chap I included an up to date jazz mag as well. Nice, huh?
Not so fast. It's not going to be that easy.
I got a roll of black stickers, and proceeded to put a sticker over each and every Naughty Bit in the mag. It took awhile, especially as I had to really push down hard to get the little beggers to stick well.
I can still imagine his reaction to this day.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:32, 3 replies)
You utter, utter bastard.
That's the sort of joke that really wouldn't be funny after the first two pages.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:36, closed)
That's the sort of joke that really wouldn't be funny after the first two pages.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:36, closed)
Now that really depends on you point of view....
:)
Edit:
Just took a look at your page, you've done some very good work there. Probably been said before, but even so.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:40, closed)
:)
Edit:
Just took a look at your page, you've done some very good work there. Probably been said before, but even so.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:40, closed)
That's very kind of you, Sir/Ma'am.
I am currently building a website, from which I hope to sell prints.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:49, closed)
I am currently building a website, from which I hope to sell prints.
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:49, closed)
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