Bastard Colleagues
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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I work with a guy...
who said he had met the love of his life and was moving in with her soon. Not long after he came to work on a Monday proclaiming that he had shagged 3 birds that weekend. My first reaction was to ask if he was still moving in with said woman to which he replied 'Yeah of course. I just wanted to get all the shagging out of my system before I move in'.
'So I hope you used protection' I said.
'Yeah, of course mate. I didn't give none of them my number' he replied.
(hence my sig)
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, Reply)
who said he had met the love of his life and was moving in with her soon. Not long after he came to work on a Monday proclaiming that he had shagged 3 birds that weekend. My first reaction was to ask if he was still moving in with said woman to which he replied 'Yeah of course. I just wanted to get all the shagging out of my system before I move in'.
'So I hope you used protection' I said.
'Yeah, of course mate. I didn't give none of them my number' he replied.
(hence my sig)
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, Reply)
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