Fat Lying Son of a Bastard's Bastard's Bastard
One of my old sales 'team', and the root cause of me walking out of a fairly well paid job on Christmas Eve.

Couldn't tell the truth to save his life. The times I have been dealing with a customer in this utter bell-end's company and been quietly cringing as the drivel cascaded from his lips like a discharge of raw sewage.

Highlights? Telling a customer that he wasn't paid on commission but was a 'salaried consultant'. He was a fucking salesman, and yes, they're paid on commission.

Throwing wobblies on a regular basis and walking out of the premises, then phoning in and demanding to be driven home. Pretending the dealer demonstrator was his car so much so that he would have them privately de-badged if the engine wasn't big enough ti impress his neighbours on whatever Barratt shithole he infested.

Screaming fits if someone from another branch dared to sell a vehicle from the group stock list (shared by all) as this made the 'whole thing a mockery' and a 'farce'. Regular declarations that he was handing in his notice, never backed up in writing of course the cowardly fat cunt.

Too lazy to do the paperwork properly so the shit hits the fan when I'm on the only week off I get in ten months of seven days a week drudgery and I catch the blame. Or the customer he lied to comes in, coincidentally on this reptile's cunningly arranged day off, to complain quite rightly at being told a crock of shit.

And despite all this, being too 'old school' as a manager (i.e. taking responsibility for my team and shielding them from the shitstorm generated by the directors when I should apparently have weaseled and blamed an underling) I protected the imcompetent toad from a well deserved disciplinary.

One of the few people that, if they were to die in some hideous, prolonged and agonising manner, I would be actually happy as a pig in shit.

*Breathe*
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:14, 1 reply)

A+++++ excellent spouting of vitriol, would read again

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 4:58, closed)