Helen -eeeurgh
She was in the NHS procurement office i worked in , and was just rank.

Spinster, 54, had a mother like the one off Allo Allo.

she had a lung condition that meant she sounded like she had TB, and gobbed everywhere when she spoke. When my desk was moved to face hers i had to have a screen put up to stop the lung oysters from hitting me and my desk.

She also had a friendly GP whom - without fail - when she coughed at him, gave her a 2 week sicknote. She booked 2 weeks off every October, and always got an extra 2 for free.

Then she started having 4 months off per year - proper piss taking that is.

17 years of this type of palaver, i am told, finally got the Trust to offer her a package to retire as they could then hire someone to do her job rather than make us all do it whilst she was off riding her horse.

If i need to delay ejaculation for about a week i think of her lobbing a big phlemy like she used to. Eeeuuugh even now i feel sick and decidely no trouser action will happen for days.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 16:45, Reply)