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You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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More from the driving school...
...sorry, but I suspect this qotw will prompt a lot of rants about certain driving instructors.
This feller was quite an old guy. Only with us for a few months, but if he and Bernard Manning applied for a job in Race Relations, you'd have given Manning the job. (He was also sexist, homophobic and all the rest to various degrees) Just to piss him off, we came up with a nicely symbiotic system, whereby if any customers with a foreign name were rude to us, we'd book them with him.
How did we get rid of him? One of his pupils phoned up to complain: apparently, whilst she was reversing round a corner, he fell asleep*.
*Not quite as funny as the guy who stuck a carrot in his trousers, I admit
Length? All the way round the corner, apparently.
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:46, 1 reply)
...sorry, but I suspect this qotw will prompt a lot of rants about certain driving instructors.
This feller was quite an old guy. Only with us for a few months, but if he and Bernard Manning applied for a job in Race Relations, you'd have given Manning the job. (He was also sexist, homophobic and all the rest to various degrees) Just to piss him off, we came up with a nicely symbiotic system, whereby if any customers with a foreign name were rude to us, we'd book them with him.
How did we get rid of him? One of his pupils phoned up to complain: apparently, whilst she was reversing round a corner, he fell asleep*.
*Not quite as funny as the guy who stuck a carrot in his trousers, I admit
Length? All the way round the corner, apparently.
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:46, 1 reply)
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