Ex Boss
My first job in accounts, was taken under the wing of my supervisor, who knew fuck all, yet had been in 'the game' for over 10 years.

I ended up having to check all his work and correct it so I could do mine properly, he was so dumb he never noticed....

He was a body builder on 'roids so a bit twitchy, used to stamp his feet under his desk and then when people complained (almost daily) claimed he wasn't aware he was doing it!?

Cos he was 'bulking up' he used to eat all day, and used to make far too much smacky lip noises in the process. Had a habit of cooking the stinkiest food making the whole office smell like a shitted nappy. Then used to fart and switch his fan on, for maximum spread.

Cut his nails at his desk, and not over the bin I might add - click, ping.......click, ping.....filthy fucker.

Put his food rubbish in the paper recycling bin - I used to put it back on his desk much to his confusion.

He eventually got promoted on the basis that he could be manager on 3 months trial but if it didn't work out he left. So the 2 of us that made up his team left before the end of the 3 months, somehow he's still there.......

Don't think I won that one, still I'm better off now :)
(Reverend Samson Fapohunda B3tan, B3tan, B3tan, B3tan, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 18:24, Reply)