Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Bad breath and whistlingHad plenty of bad colleageus in the past, but a current colleague is near the top of the Bastard list. He whistles tunelessly and constantly, despite being told how tuneless it is, and even tried to whistle the Transformers "transform" sound effect. He is lazy, a liar, butts in to everyones conversations, and worst of all his breath smells like catpoo. Which is made worse by his annoying habit of exhaling forcefully and loudly, as if he is the most put upon person in the world at least 5 times a day, which spreads the catpoo stink.
unlurk, pop, length and all that.
EDIT - he has grown a beard which he doesnt trim properly, and won't shave off cos "it looks like Santa."
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 19:47, Reply)
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