There's one guy who has duplicates at every workplace in the world.
You know who I'm talking about.

He's overweight, has a shaggy beard with hair to match (or sometimes bald), wears glasses when he wants to look intellectual, listens to opera music, and is a fucking god at art.

He'll say, "Here's a sketch I did" and present you with a fully rendered image that would make DaVinci turn green. He also rarely talks unless he has a very high-and-mighty opinion to share.

Click 'I like this' if you know the type.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 20:36, 2 replies)

Art
Oh, they're the worst kind of bastard. The intellectualism is annoying, but when they back it up with genuine talent? Envy central :P
(calamarain just invented dehydrated water, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:28, closed)

Oh yeah
We have a homeless guy like that, the only son of beloved professors. So beloved (they died in a car crash and he went off the rails) a cooperative house was named after them. He knows everything about local history, incredibly interesting, can give brilliant lectures on anything at the drop of a hat and gives tours of the oldest cemetary in town every Hallowe'en, so fuckin' scary they're booked up a month in advance. Also a god at art.

Thank God he goes against type and is also a nice guy.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 5:01, closed)