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You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Brilliant guys.
The thing about corporate megawank is that there's always a market for it. I have an IQ of 135, yet I have no idea what the fuck "synergy" means in the context of corporate bollockspeak.
Anyone who ends a question with the word "yeah" on the end of it as a statement, deserves to be nipped in the scrotum and slowly rubbed with 300 grade sandpaper while their workforce chant "You are a fucking cretin!" until said fucking cretin does the human race a favour and dies.
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 23:14, Reply)
The thing about corporate megawank is that there's always a market for it. I have an IQ of 135, yet I have no idea what the fuck "synergy" means in the context of corporate bollockspeak.
Anyone who ends a question with the word "yeah" on the end of it as a statement, deserves to be nipped in the scrotum and slowly rubbed with 300 grade sandpaper while their workforce chant "You are a fucking cretin!" until said fucking cretin does the human race a favour and dies.
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