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You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).

Tell us about yours...

Thanks to Deskbound for the idea

(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Wackers... Land of the dim and the old.
We fry fish for old poeple, and get paid minimu wage, but its the people i have to work with what makes getting out of bed in the morning almost intolerable.

Debbie: Manager
Problem: God complex, does honestly believe she is this all powerful being who can fire you at any given moment and tells you how shit you are at your job at every opportunity. (which means all the time)
Tolerated because: She has to give me money.

Lee: Fish Fryer
Problem: He said he weighed 15 stone, its closer to 25... He cant fry fish, he lives with his parents (he's 28), virgin and spends all day on the phone like a 13 year old chavette. Also he smells something awful.
Tolerated because: I know he's going to die of heart failure in the next 10 years or i lose a £20 bet.

Lucy: Waitress/Mong
Problem: She's a downright ugly mong, javelin face catcher at an olympic level, ugly cunt etc. Goes out with a 30+ year old (she's 19) and just plain sucks at her job, apparently got pregnant a few weeks back and walked about clutching her stomach like this baby was going to fall outgiven that she'd only been pregnant for a week now and it also apparently wasn't to the 30+ guy... and she thinks its fine to tell me this whilst I eat my shitty undercooked fish.
Tolerated because: Not tolerated. She knows not to speak to me.

Nathaniel: Kitchen worker
Problem: Apparently has one testicle, again thinks he thinks its fine to tell me this whilst i eat yet another shitty undercooked fish. General weirdo.
Tolerated because: He's easy to boss about and make him do all the cleaning im meant to have done. (like im going to put effort into a job that pays £4.60 per hour)

Lord I can't wait to start university in March. (yes March)
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 1:59, Reply)

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