Another driving instructor
(Sorry...I'll keep this one brief)

Weird bloke. Unhealthily skinny* feller who looked like he spent too much time on a treadmill and/or sunbed.

I only really met him once, talked to him for about half an hour while he was in the office. And through this whole conversation, he seemed unable to sit still. Not a nervous twitch or anything - that I could understand - but full body movements. I swear: he was leant on my desk and virtually gyrating. Then every so often he'd move away from the desk and wobble around the room a bit like he was in some crap music video.

Only lasted a couple of weeks: they fired him after he tried chatting up one of his pupils. (And considering the veritable dance routine that normal conversation involved, I dread to think what he was like when flirting...)


*_{Yeah, I know that's unusual enough for a driving instructor.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:36, 6 replies)

Lets be honest
are there any driving instructors out there that aren't in it just to eye up 17 year old girls?
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:48, closed)

Well, my own instructor
is female. So I guess that's at least one...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:53, closed)

Did you not see the story
about the lesbian paedophile tennis coach?
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:13, closed)

Oh yes...
...very true. Though I'm glad to say my instructor is exhibiting no signs of being a paedophile. (Not that I should be worried, I'm 22 for crying out loud...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:27, closed)

Meanwhile
Is that umbrella still going begging? Mine got broken by the wind...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:45, closed)

That's a point...
...it's gone.

Vanished as mysteriously as it arrived.

You've not been in my office, have you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:20, closed)