SAUSAGE COCK!
That got your attention :)

I did a brief stint working for a company that prepares airline meals. Unfortunately, for the few weeks I was there, I was also working with a piece of dribble piss that was the boss's nephew and therefore could do no wrong.

It was bad enough that the little shit stain would skive off every half an hour, only to be found in the toilets taking bong hits. It was also bad enough that he didn't give a shit about the health and safety rules, refusing to wash his hands, ever, refusing to wear the boots, headwear and rubber gloves, and refusing even to wear the aprons.

It was also bad enough that he at one point placed a sausage in his zipper and was running around pretending to hump the cute woman that was about 10 years older than him. The look on her face was clearly read as "you don't pay me enough to deal with this string of rectal puss". She didn't return the next day.

And to top it all off, he placed the sausage back into one of the meals. And when the supervisor took it out again, he started gobbing in the meals. She (the supervisor) lost it, and whacked him one. The rest of us cheered. Unfortunately, the little shit then spun a line to his uncle and got the supervisor fired.

I was so happy when my stint ended and I was fucking glad to be shot of the little cunt.

So next time you're on an airplane, remember this lovely story of how your meals are made.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:50, 1 reply)

i've only flown twice
both times i refused to even touch the meals, as it seemed that they had been made of rubber and left to ferment.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 4:12, closed)