Blind Luck
A company I worked for was angling for government work with regard to 'speak 'n' spell' software and the like. This blind bloke was assigned to us as a 'guinea pig'.

Apart from being a surly cunt, which we gave him plenty of slack about, being blind and partially deaf as he was, there was his eating habits.

He'd bring in his own sandwiches for lunch.

There was a horrid fascination as his long pale fingers crept across the desk like some bottom-dwelling sea creature, explored the paper bag containing the sandwiches and grabbed hold of one of them. Then he'd cram the entire sandwich into his mouth, fingers waving about his lips in a Dr. Zoidberg stylee as he chewed with his mouth open and sprayed lumps of food all over the place.
(Fanta Menace Is tall enough to see over the fence, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:05, Reply)