Bastard Colleagues
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
You've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
( , Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Recruitment nazi
For being a Geography student with nothing but a desmond i had to do my time as a recruitment consultant - i lasted 7 months. As i mainly recruited more RCs for other RC firms I can fully appreciate what an utter bunch of total cunts they all are and i wouldn't defend them at all. I am well known for my ability to be a complete cunt, ask Legless.
However, on one occasion i had to recruit nine C++, C and VB people for a financial treasury software company - for a tasty fee of 33% starting salary - but the firm stated "we don't want any computer science people" hmmm. Now, I accept that this is probably the wrong site to complain about geeks but one guy i interviewed when asked if he'd like a drink - got up and went to the company kitchen - he found a banana and a sandwich - brought them back to the interview room and ate them. I've got to hand it to the guy, it was my lunch. Obvioulsy I recommended him for a job.
Please note, no-one actually wants to be a recruitment consultant i think it was that or becoming a rent boy underneath brighton pier and the hours for that are even worse.
( , Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, Reply)
For being a Geography student with nothing but a desmond i had to do my time as a recruitment consultant - i lasted 7 months. As i mainly recruited more RCs for other RC firms I can fully appreciate what an utter bunch of total cunts they all are and i wouldn't defend them at all. I am well known for my ability to be a complete cunt, ask Legless.
However, on one occasion i had to recruit nine C++, C and VB people for a financial treasury software company - for a tasty fee of 33% starting salary - but the firm stated "we don't want any computer science people" hmmm. Now, I accept that this is probably the wrong site to complain about geeks but one guy i interviewed when asked if he'd like a drink - got up and went to the company kitchen - he found a banana and a sandwich - brought them back to the interview room and ate them. I've got to hand it to the guy, it was my lunch. Obvioulsy I recommended him for a job.
Please note, no-one actually wants to be a recruitment consultant i think it was that or becoming a rent boy underneath brighton pier and the hours for that are even worse.
( , Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, Reply)
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