Embarrassing staff members
We all know them. Some of us are unfortunately intimately acquainted with them. Here is my tale of woe.

So there I was on at the tale-end of a night shift, absolutely knackered out of my brains. Completely shagged. So, I decided to have a little nap. I set my alarm, and put things in place that would wake me up should some work come in, which given the time of day, was highly unlikely. And then, I drifted into a blissful, happy sleep. I may have dreamt about kittens.

And then, I wake up. It's nearly the end of the shift. Sweet! So, what is the first natural thing to do when you wake up? You stand up and have a stretch, of course! Which I duly did. And then... I feel an odd tightness in my trouser department. More than a tightness in fact, it's rather uncomfortable down there. Coupled with this realisation as I am stood up stretching for the whole office to see, is that I was sporting a raging boner. In front of the whole office. My manager is looking on. The female colleague I had until just now had my eye on. And they're not staring at my face. Yes, I had been "blessed" by the fairy of morning wood. And that is how this member of staff was embarrassed by his member.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 8:30, Reply)