Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Do pupils count?As a teacher of secondary school, I think pupils would technically count as bastard colleagues. They come in all shapes and sizes, rude, ugly, spotty adolescents who are too cowardly to take on anyone real, but gang up in packs of 30 to give the poor bugger who's only trying to do their job a lot of unnecessary shit.
The girls are the worst, with their inch thick foundation, tiny skirts barely covering huge arses and massive corned beef legs, regaling the rest of the neathandertals with stories of their sexual exploits and drinking, and having mouths like long shoremen.
Then we have the boys, ugly spotty adolescent freaks, short yet unpleasant, with their ludicrous hair-don'ts. Their posturing and swaggering looks even more ridiculous with their horrible stunted frames, covered in queasy-looking pustules and blackheads almost a half-inch across. Jesus, use some of your cigarette money to buy some pore-strips!
The only thing that amuses me is when their close-to-breaking voices quaver when they're trying to give you some smart answer. What depresses me the most is the fact that neither sex will manage to do anything worthwhile after leaving school except continue to be a drain on this country's already over-strained resources. Oh, and also that thanks to an education system full of pc pussies, we have no effective sanctions against bad behaviour.
Cheers.
As a post-script, I would like to say there are some pupils who are nice and do brighten your day but they are so out-numbered by the chavs and neds that it makes little difference.
/end rant
(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:16, 2 replies)
Bring back caning, it's the only way.I for one have enjoyed every teaching job I've ever had. Except for the one in a country where they have no corporal punishment in their schools.
It's not that I enjoy hitting children- that was done by sending them off to the head of department- it's just the threat of pain seems to be the only thing that pulls the little shits into line.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 9:34,
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Re: pupilsFortunately I teach adults who, mostly, actually want to learn. Really, I just wanted to commend you on the phrase "hair don'ts". Made me laugh :)
(, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 13:44, closed)
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