McDonalds
I used to work at fair old McDonalds. it has its fair share of bastards, it also takes some of everyone elses as a side order.

1: This guy was an arse, he locked people in the freezer, sprayed them with a hose and punched a manager once, he was eventually sacked for getting his cock out on the drive through.

2: She was a manager, and she also happened to be an utter slag, she slept with about half of the staff, and if you hadn't slept with her, then she wold treat you like shit constanly, an example would be when she edited a staff members payroll details so they wouldn't get paid for a few months.

3: This girl/beast/thing was pretty much just the mind-slave of number 2, kind of like the little chavs you see following around the older chavs, you know, the ones who don't really understand why they have to borrow 20p off me, they just do.

So over all, a rather wholesome experience.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:09, 4 replies)

*click*
For the 20p bit. Fantastic stuff.
(non_the_road, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 16:09, closed)

Mc Job
Probably more wholesome than the burgers though
(bugboybeast, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:20, closed)

Actually,
The special ingredients in the burgers are the crushed spirits of employees.
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 20:40, closed)

I too...
...liked the 20p bit. Seems to sum them up perfectly.
(Musuko, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 14:23, closed)