Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Ok so we're going to hell for this oneAllll aboard for heeeelllll!!!!
I work in a call centre as a network infrastructure guy. We employ some of the most sackless, useless, fuckless people you’ve ever met in your life. On of which just happened to be born without legs (he had falsies) and a stump or one of his arms. Now this is greatly unfortunate and my heart goes out to him… however I digress. This guy was so full of shit it’s untrue! He claimed to be a rally driver, a professional pool player and last but most spectacularly... a UFC trained fighter! Oh yes he was bragging to everyone how he won a competition recently in the middle of a packed canteen filled with around 150 people. Someone requested he showed them one of his killer moved, so, in true warrior fashion, he did. He done a HUGE roundhouse kick, his leg FLEW off across the room, he lost his balance and he fell on his face. Oddly enough no one laughed at first (due to a large helping of shock) until he came out with “erm… could someone help me up please”.
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GeordieSteve, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 13:44,
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