my Bastard colleagues (sex mad girls)
not just one, but 3.

I once worked in a restaurant as a waiter.. it was a great job, but there was one problem.

..when i started the job, 3 of the girls who already worked there , wanted me.

Im a professional and i dont fool around with staff at work, even if they do happen to be beautiful young women.



SO heres the problem, i try and keep things stricly above the trouser line... but oh no, these girls would not leave me alone.

colleague no.1

..pounced on me at work in the kitchen one nite when we were closing up, she just grabbed me and started putting her tongue in my mouth.. it led to sex everyweek..usually on a Saturday nite after closing up the restaurant(she was a part-time student you see)

Colleague no.2

... innocently invited me out to a niteclub after work one nite... the club was quite empty and we were sitting in a booth ..after a few drinks and a chat - she said to me " do you believe in "free love" " .. and before i could say anything, she too put her tongue in my mouth... this went on for years after.. we'd have sex whenever we got the chance.

colleague no.3

...was a chef at the restaurant and she was always starring at me when i looked up... being a real professional i paid no mind. but then at another chefs birthday party.. we ended up on the couch of the party giver, at the end of the evening, she proceeded to undo my trousers and then went on to give me a blowJOB!! I was terribly disgusted at this unprofessional behavior. .. we also had a sex buddy relationship going on after this nite..for around 5months.

I mean come on... what a complete bunch of bastard colleagues!.. how the hell is a man to get any work done when you have SEX MAD women like this working with you

they're all bastards
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 2:21, 5 replies)

I should think
You're the bastard. Of the extremely lucky variety that is.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 2:45, closed)

Maybe
NSFW ? Lovely piccy though...:-)
( Trollman, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:06, closed)

hmm, i work with chefs and waiters...
Now I'm wondering about what really goes on in the back of those kitchens.
(TheChicken Five hundred thousand points from Gryffindor, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:41, closed)

There are laws preventing this sort of thing...
... and they have protected me all of my working life.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, closed)

You work in a Macdonalds in Glasgow!
AICMFP
( Mr Jamie, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:33, closed)