Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
Thanks to Deskbound for the idea
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Guide to a power handshakeApproach your new acquaintance with a confident, alpha male stylee stride.(Note this implies that you are more important than the other bloke and are in fact taking vital time out of your much more valuable schedule).
While approximately ten feet away extend arm, right hand horizontal, with palm facing downwards. You are attempting to 'force' the other person to 'submit' by turning their palm upwards. Simultaneously announce yourself at annoyingly loud and inappropriate volume as either "Mr So and So", or "Full Name, Director of Corporate Coprophilia".
This apparently shows you as a really important business type and all will bow down and worship you.
Kevin? Now Kevin and his ilk are worthy of a tale to themselves...
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