Bastard ColleaguesYou've all known one. The brown-nosing fucker, the 'comedian', the drunk, the gossip and of course the weird one with no mates who goes bell ringing, looks like Mr Majika and sports a monk's haircut (and is a woman).
Tell us about yours...
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chthonic, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 9:09)
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Sales CuntsMy favourite was some bint from a now defunct broadband company.
I answered the phone to get a garbled attempt at a sales pitch. Spotting a blessed and holy opening, I uttered "Not interested thanks" and went to hang up.
There was an outraged screech from the other end and a toddler-to-the naughty-step-with you haughty "How dare you hang up on me before I've finished speaking!"
This made me laugh - a lot. She got more upset and told me that I was a very rude person.
This made me laugh even harder and point out that, unlike her, I didn't have any end of month sales targets to meet and didn't give a shit if the payments on her New Mini were overdue and the rent on that flat in the 'executive' appartment complex was owing.
She then hung up on me.
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