Cold Callers
If I have the time (and inclination) I will often ask them what the weather is like with them...I had a rather surreal conversation with someone in Delhi once about the rain...
And I will stop them when they say, "Hello my name is Peter" or another Anglo-Saxon name and I say, "It's not really, is it? Go on, what's your real name?" That irritates them.

Or tell them you've just found God and you'd like to tell them about it.

Or tell them you don't have a mobile phone because they fry your brain. Then when they tell you this isn't the case disagree wildly. Then I add that all phones fry the brain, that's why I refuse to own one or even use them. At that point you can hear them backing away from the telephone....

Great fun when you work from home and get bored.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 20:35, Reply)